Does anyone remember that funny expression about how to hold your bouquet?

I think I saw it on here a few weeks (possibly months) ago, but for the life of me I can't find it. I think it was a little crude? Something like "Keep the flowers near the bush," but funnier.EDIT: Mystery solved in under a minute. Thanks guys! via /r/weddingplanning http://ift.tt/2t1ek2u